December 2011
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November 2011
165 posts
Vegetarian Bachelor: Questions Vegetarians are... →
As a vegetarian, I get a lot of the same questions over and over and it’s annoying. Do I ask you for every detail of your eating habits? No, I don’t. So here you go, some of the most common questions I would like to never be asked again.
1. Why are you a vegetarian? For diet, or is it a moral thing?
It’s a moral thing. I don’t like the idea of eating poorly treated inhumanely...
So Mote It Be!
The real reason I love red wine so much is cause I’m half French and half alcoholic.
Get off your Facebook™ and get back to living!
I will carve my path through granite with a plastic spoon, because life wasn’t meant to be easy.
-Matthew David.
We have a lot of protesters Occupying Wall Street and Occupying various moments around the globe, but the truth of the matter is it’s still a struggle to get most motherfuckers to Occupy Reality.